A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 a.m. by a loud pounding on their door....the man got up and went to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, was asking for a push. "Not a chance," said the husband. "It's three o'clock in the morning!" He slammed the door and returned to bed.
"Who was that?" asked the wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answered.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No I did not! It is three o'clock in the morning and it's pouring rain outside!" His wife said, "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself."
The man did as he was told (of course), got dressed and went out in the pouring rain. He called out into the dark, "Hello> Are you still there?"
"Yes," Came back the answer.
"Do you still need a push!" called out the husband.
"Yes!Please!" came the reply from the darkness.
"Where are you?" asked the husband.
"Over here on the swing!!" replied the drunk.
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